Atom Smasher, Mark Renz 1-239-368-3252

Face Your Phobias...Or Not

Photo and corny words by Mark Renz

When I looked in the mirror

all I could see

was a big hairy spider

staring back at me

I glanced to the left

and glanced to the right

Then quickly backed out

and turned off the light

Honey, I yelled

would you do me a favor

and check the bathroom

for my lost razor?