Stray dog sought in traffic altercation
by Mark Renz, Canine Times
Police are searching for a mixed breed canine with a chip in his shoulder, who tried to run over pedestrians at one of the busiest intersections in Fort Myers.
"We believe the dog's behavior was in retaliation for nearly being hit by a car as it tried to cross the same intersection the day before," said a police spokesperson.
"Animal Control is assisting us in the search for this wascal who was last heard muttering, "Sumbitches think they own the road..."
If spotted, police recommend tossing the dog a treat and calling the proper authority.